.the storyteller.the vainpot.the critical thinker.

I shall whine.
I’m cruel, wicked, twisted, ugly and fat…
and have no sense of humour such that when I tell a joke, people take it so seriously and think that i’m dissing htem.
I shall confine to myself to my room and sit in the corner to reflect on my evil thoughts.
I’m evil evil evil by nature…so [...]