.the storyteller.the vainpot.the critical thinker.

The vainpot in me + the buy 2 boxes free one promotion got me to buy colour contacts. The brand’s FreshLook and it seems there’s the dot matrix thingy that makes the lens look natural on the wearer. So i ordered two colours, Pure Hazel and Brown cos I wasn’t so daring to [...]

well…i’m lazy to upload it here cos i’ve already done that in Flickr. but, i will put a big ass pic of myself being vain…:P

Yours truly.
Vain leh?

Congratulations Janice and Tian How…
3rd baby in tow…more to come.

Hope it’s a little princess this time!  I will spoil her…nyehehehe.

This week i kena bantai 9 9 mannnnnn…Things being hurled at me.

“carmen, you have big arms”
“carmen, you are very pretty” (in a sarcastic manner that is evident the idiot meant the opposite)
“haoyi, you have put on weight”
“haoyi, you are blur and deranged”
“haoyi, you are blur, deranged and a paranoid”

alright peeps, what else?

 it’s pretty funny how your brain works…if you’ll think about that someone too much, you’ll dream of the person. It makes you happy for a moment because you think that o well, it will never happen in the real world, having to dream about it is better than zero. I guess i [...]

Mom broke the bad news to us yesterday…kong-kong(grandpa) has lung cancer. It’s a relapse from his prostate cancer few years back which he was miraculously cured even though he thought that was the end for him.
At first I was indifferent. I didn’t know how to react. Then I was in my bed [...]

I woke up this morning and my dear mom told me she has an insistent ringing in her ear. She was all cool but i was flustered and dead worried. Being the hypocondriac i am, i told her to consult a doctor but she said it’s ok and it will prolly go away [...]

“Bangun pagi,
Gosok gigi,
Cuci muka,
Makan roti,
Minum susu”
This is what i chant every morning when i have to wake up and get myself ready to attend classes even when most mornings the bed seem to be the most comfortable place on earth and leaving it is just downright nuts. But I am indeed nuts…sacrificing my [...]

I wish you bluebirds in the spring
To give your heart a song to sing
And then a kiss
But more than this
I wish you love
And in July a lemonade
To cool you in some leafy glade
I wish you health
And more than wealth
I wish you love
LAlalalalalalallalalallalalala
*Skips*
*Twirls*
*Pirouettes*

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